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Year: 1981 Country: Italy Director: Lucio Fulci AKA: House by The Cemetery genre: Places Damn Version: DVDRip (Dob . Españolet)

Synopsis: A family moves into an old house in New England where a fellow murderer to his wife and hanged himself. Pornto discover the horror that lurks in the basement of that place.

Initial Impression: Like all Italian horror of the time, a wonderful exercise of form over content, but glad to see.


Script and Development: The plot is unimportant and already we've seen before, a family who moves to a place with a sinister past, and in this case there is nothing new on the table and met to perfection all the cliches of the genre of haunted places, including the child who knows what kind is because a ghost tries to help and the mother who wants to leave the place as before but the husband tries to convince them to stay .

But despite the familiar plot, is a welcome development, marked by the brutal actions of a murderer villain quite brutal killing (and whose disturbing appearance only revealed at the end). While I accept that a little intrigue to know the mystery hidden behind the house and the truth is in Italian horror films can not expect much from the revelations, and this is also the case, however, serves to that we remain vigilant.


Technical Aspects: to see! Lucio Fulci is! Gore dioxide! And as in his other horror movies, here is brutal killings in the foreground with very good practical purposes, I think they were ahead of their time, this is accompanied by a soundtrack and a spectacular setting which, although not as good as in his film L 'Adila , it is still very good.


Actions: As I saw the dubbed version españoleto could not speak in property if the performances are good or not (though the dubbing is good, does not fit the lip movement and that brings wave ), but I note the presence of the beautiful Ania Pierioni, whom I recognized as the "mater lachrymarum" in a single scene from Inferno .


Reflections: There are films that, to not enjoy elaborate plots or original (or particularly good) serve to demonstrate the talent of a director. This film has a very simple script, but with Lucio Fulci created a quite remarkable work, and no more so worth watching and all the work of this great man.

• The Good: The Gore, music and the presence of Pierioni Ania.
  
  
• Bad: The plot, which put intriguing but sometimes not really going anywhere.
  
  
• Ugly: That gringa in a DVD edition of this film reveal the appearance of the murderer.
  

SCORE: 7.5/10


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I Saw The Devil

Year: 2010 Country: Korea Director: Kim Ji-Woon Format: Serial Killers Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: After losing his girlfriend at the hands of a psychopath, Soo-hyun decides to pursue this man and make him pay for his crime ... but be overestimating?


Initial Impression: Wonderful movie, cruel and brutal with memorable characters.


Script and Development: revenge movies I've seen many, and I thought after 7 Days would no longer be the same again ... and he was right. This is not a revenge film such that one is to feel good because a righteous avenger who pay it deserves ... no, although there are elements of that, this movie is not comforting, is one that shows the limits to that can go evil incarnate in Kyung-Chul.

Obviously it is difficult to empathize with the protagonist's goals, but again we face the question of "how is worth paying violence with violence "or" real revenge brings some satisfaction?
is difficult to talk more about the plot without revealing too much, just want to make clear that this well written, her characters are great even when they are variations of the clichés of life (the murderer mad irredeemable and tormented police and vigilante) and intense as it is one ... of course not because in the end left me wanting a little more.


Technical Aspects: Wonderful lighting, perfect setting (to highlight the place where Kyung-Chul took his victims home and his equally psychotic friend), a musicalization entirely appropriate and precise steering. This worthy of Oscars.

There is violence, and much, however, most times we do not have a closeup of the most violent and disturbing scenes, however, are directed in such ways that feel the full weight of its violence and horror.


Actions: Lee Byung-hun and Choi Min-sik are true artists, but emphasizing the second in his role as psychopath damn Kyung-Chul, a character so, so evil that you want to see him pay for his crimes ... a main character with much more sympathetic and tragic at the legendary Oldboy .


Reflections: I suffered a lot of rage and impotence at the events of the movie ... confirm something for me there is no more horrible crime than sexual crimes.

• The Good: A revenge movie focuses on his characters more than action. Excellent.
  
  
• Bad: The end did not leave me satisfied, but that's a matter of taste.
  
  
• Ugly: Aghhh!! He reached into his own poop!

SCORE: 8.5/10


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Trolljegeren

Year: 2010 Country: Norway Director: Kaare Andrews Format: Creatures Soundtracks Cinema-Veritas Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: A group of documentary filmmakers follow a man who claims to be "Trolls Hunter."


Initial Impression: Fun and original film cooling a little exhausted genre of recordings found.


Script and Development: already know the format of memory. Since The Blair Witch Project to The Last Exorcism all have the same format, but what really makes this film special is its subject, one that we are not occurred. Nothing to document paranormal activity and exorcisms, but the hunt for trolls. Yes, trolls, and I do not mean to users of 4chan, but the creatures of legend. These huge and gross things that hide under bridges and turn into stone with the sun (just like in The Hobbit !).

Trolls are the best kept secret of the government, and Hans is the man who gives chase and agree that filming for "want things to change" and get to know these enormous creatures, the lot of them there are, as defeat them, they really are, they eat, and sleep until their period of gestation ... Diox saint! have much information on the troll can easily believe that real after seeing the movie!

The drama is based on the dangers of encounters with these creatures and that's it ... the movie has great moments of exposure and encounters with the creatures, but does not transcend beyond the relations of the characters y sus problemas aunque trata de tocar la superficie de ellos (por ejemplo, cuando se revela la razón por la que Hans no quiere entrar al territorio de caza de los Troll), o SPOILER cuando se revela que los Troll estaban contagiados de rabia y que probablemente contagiaron a uno de los protagonistas FIN DE SPOILER pero no va a ningún lado con esta revelación.

Es una película muy entretenida y con una mitología muy interesante, pero que no trasciende como debería, además, peca de tener muchos de los clichés del cinema-veritas , incluyendo un final muy ambiguo y poco satisfactorio pese a tener una escena maravillosa que seguramente se volverá icónica… and it's a little spoiler on the poster and the trailer for the film.


management and technical aspects: The film looks wonderful. Yes, the camera moves a lot but that is something which I better get used and I focus on the troll look spectacular (really threatening) and the magnificent scenery of the Norwegian mountains, with breathtaking views that really make me give want to leave everything and go there right now.


Actions: are very good, but the show is Hans and resigned attitude toward the hunt hardcore trolls.


Reflections: Here we show that the Cinema-Veritas is really trendy and gives a lot of himself. We know that gender is being heavily exploited at this time, especially independent directors, and hopefully leave more works worthy of being like this.

Two little things, the idea that the Trolls can smell the Christians, really belongs to the mythology? I had not heard before, and someone can explain that last scene with Norwegian Prime Minister?

• The Good: The effects and action sequences ... but above all, beautiful Nordic scenery.
  


• The Bad: Nevertheless, I think the movie and the characters gave more of themselves and were a bit wasted.
  


• Ugly: the poster and trailer are huge spoiler.
  

SCORE: 7.5/10


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Psycho Shark

Year: 2010 Country: Japan Director: John Hijiri Subgenre: Animals Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: Two girls busty going to spend some time on a beach ... in the end you see a shark.


Initial Impression: I did not think possible, but this film bored me to see busty Japanese.


Script and Development: Script? SCRIPT? I doubt that this film had a script. Two girls are going to the beach, and talk ... and get bikini ... and talk more, and one of a boy she likes, and talk ... and talk more ... and speaking? of rubbish. It nice to see, how well they're going to happen ... y eso es todo. Listo, las chicas tienen senos preciosos, pero nunca las vemos desnudas.

A mitad de la trama vemos una aleta de tiburón, pero era un sueño.

Algo hay en la película… algo sobre una cinta de video que esta viendo una de las chicas y que muestra que a otras tres chicas (tetonas también) que estuvieron en el mismo lugar antes que ellas las mataron. Pero es mostrado de manera confuso, a través de flashbacks y unas escenas de video (en que chicas en bikini hablan y hablan) que repiten una y otra vez.

Al final como que hay un asesino en serie y vemos a un tiburón. por menos de 9 segundos… y la película se acaba.

QUE CARAJOS ACABO DE VER!!!!


management and technical aspects: is clear that management is limited to show the breasts (covered by bikini) of girls, no more, the director has no idea or development pace and I'm sure there was no Writer ... regarding special effects, the shark looks like.


CAN BELIEVE! CGI is the worst I've seen in my life! (And I've seen a lot of movies SyFy). And that's it, have not seen him. I just keep seeing this horrible horrible horrible movie.


Actions: Japanese Girls are not particularly pretty, but her breasts are very nice ... and even the strip. Regarding his performance, are annoying to superior levels.


Reflections: Because someone would make a film? if you would like to see the busty Japanese Internet looking for now. This film is a bad joke, a promise of a shark that just appears and that is the height of the ridiculous. Probably one of the worst movies ever created in the history of mankind.

• The Good: The girls tits.
  


• Bad: uncover Never, even in the shower.
  


• Ugly: quite the whole movie. It is boring to the absolute limits.

RATING: 1 / 10


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Stuck

Year: 2007 Country: USA Director: Stuart Gordon Version: DVD

Synopsis: A woman accidentally runs over a homeless person, which is stuck in her windshield. Without knowing what to do leads to his house, pretending to let him die there.


Initial Impression: A perfect blend of black humor, personal tragedies and well written characters.


Script and Development: Taken directly from the headlines, a story that happened in real life which one would think that you can not fill 90 minutes, but thanks to the decision to focus on characters rather than the fact itself, he creates a very interesting story about desperate people making terrible decisions. This is the show
Brandi, a nurse who can not believe the terrible things you are going (thanks to their stupidity, do not forget pseudo-gangster boyfriend and his taste for Ecstasy pills) and did not know what to do about them, and Tom, a man at the worst moment of his life that only to survive, and will do whatever it takes to do well is found nailed to a car. Both characters have a lot of charisma and we both go well in all this, I created an interesting situation for me as a spectator ... every moment when someone is about to discover what is happening we want to do it fast Tom save the poor, yet he did not want discovered Brandi (and that is that he can be angry with Mena Suvari), although it was a horrible person.

good pace and is never boring even though the film sometimes force a bit to "last longer."


management and technical aspects: The main reason I decided to see this movie because its director is Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator ), ensuring product quality ... and the gore. Yes, the movie has gore and is almost limited to the effects of shock, but the little we see is credible and very painful.

Actions: Although the first thing you want to do is to praise the actions of Stephen Rea as a man fallen into disgrace must act without leaving half the film ... and deserves it because her performance is perfect, the truth is that this show is Mena Suvari, who nevertheless can understand your confusion and angry with her yelling at the screen that the decisions made are wrong, it awakens sympathy for a horrible person and I love really does feel that none of this was her fault (if it was). In addition, naked in a scene out of sex.

The secondary characters, especially Rashid, the pseudo-gangster boyfriend, it is quite comical to look like a "hard man".


Reflections: I think the movie tries give a message that is clear but not throw it in the face of one, and that the company prefers not to help others because they fear "getting" in trouble from the owner of Tom's apartment and office type jobs denied aid by a machine error, which is derogatory to the person who answers the 911, neighbors, police and even the Brandi, all rely on society or excuses about their own situations to avoid Tom help ... and that's why the world is like this.

• The Good: A well-written story with well developed characters.
  


• The Bad: One of truth feel powerless against what he sees on the screen. Gives a lot of anger can not do anything ... but in real life we \u200b\u200bdo something?
  


• Ugly: The beginning scene in which an old man ... agghhh! that ascoooooo!

RATING: 7 / 10


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Season of The Witch

Year: 2011 Country: USA Director: Dominic Sena Format: Brujeria Format: Demons Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: Two deserters crusaders are a people devastated by the plague. There, the church offered a deal to forgive their crimes in exchange for escorting the alleged witch to blame for the plague to the abbey where she would be judged.


Initial Impression: Better than I expected, but still a very film cheesy and forgettable, but excellent for a Sunday afternoon when you have nothing to do.


Script and Development: The film begins strongly, with the trial of three alleged witches in that they are hung, and then scenes of the battles of the Crusades in which we see Nicholas Cage and Ron Perlman Muslims kick ass.
After one of these unusual revelations of character "What we're doing is wrong" real film begins, a mixture of Road Movie film era (you know of any time) that works pretty well, but is not nothing special.
A group of travelers with different personalities who are in conflict due to the handling of the alleged witch ... and there we have a problem. From the first scene is more than clear that there are supernatural forces at play, which clears there can be any mystery about whether the girl is a witch or not.

While here the film is simple and a bit awkward, to be seen, but the best is yet to come. In the third act, all hell breaks loose, quite literally, and we have knights facing demons, zombies owned and those fun things that almost make this film worthwhile for an evening of theater.


Technical Aspects: I was surprised how well made this this movie. The battles of the Crusaders at the beginning look huge and epic, the scenes are beautiful, the sets and clothes look very consistent to the time (I think) and the makeup of those affected the plague truly impressive. Pity

can not say the same of the CGI effects that are not bad really, just that it shows much that is CGI. The final creature would have been much better if it had been a suit.


Actions: As always, in every role he does Nicholas Cage's hair deserves an Oscar, but will be ignored, as usual. Beside this Nicholas Cage, which is the main attraction of the film and does a good job, but not if it is taking too seriously or in jest too, fortunately we also have a favorite of geeks, Ron Perlman , which happens to be the most pleasant character in the film by putting a few touches of humor (intentional) and being more charismatic.

But that takes the cake is Claire Foy as the "witch." Each time it appears on the screen filled with intrigue us because of their attitude, their manipulations and quickly transformed from evil girl innocent victim.


Reflections: The main theme of the film is certainly Behman (Cage) on whether is really doing God's work and this served as a brutal criticism towards the church to manipulate people using the name God for your benefit. although it is a very moral "in your face" the truth works and not abused too much of it.

• The Good: Entertaining , see Nicholas Cage in absurd situations always work.
  
  
• Bad: entire second act is a bit slow, the dialogue is mediocre most of the time and there are too many holes in the plot.
  
  
• Ugly: Those infected by the plague ... AHH! ASCOOOO THAT!

RATING: 6 / 10


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Misery

Year: 1990 Country: USA Director: Rob Reiner Format: Serial Killersli> Version: DVD

Synopsis: Paul Sheldon is the author of a famous series of books on romance and adventure called "Misery" as its protagonist, who has died in his latest book. After an accident, is rescued by a fan, which keeps him a prisoner to write a new book that revives his heroine.

Initial Impression: Wonderful movie and very faithful to the book, which I think has written the best Stephen King.


Script and Development: I've always thought Stephen King, being the great writer who is (and one of my favorites), can not write the third act ... almost always, a book that has me completely caught end up losing entirely near the end for one reason or another ... but not Misery, the whole book is absolutely perfect and perfectly finished. But we are not here to talk about the (fantastic) book, but the film, which manages, incredibly, be as good and become the best King adaptation to date.

all in the relationship between Paul and Annie. From the first moments between them in which there is an immense warmth and devotion to fear and hate in moments of torture and confrontation. See how they evolve both, even though almost from the beginning to have visions of Annie is a little crazy (just no more, lol), is what makes this film so intriguing and leads us by the wonderful scenes of suspense, which in really make us suffer!

A wonderful and successful film by any standards, one of the best horror films in history and contains characters truly memorable (my girlfriend Annie Wilkes adores ... I care?). Definitely a film to be seen if you have not already done so.


direction and technical aspects: Scenarios beautiful, a truly claustrophobic scenes of violence without showing much blood we are shaken to the bone, lighting and soundtrack that perfectly highlights the horror that Paul must live and perfect handling Misery suspense make the masterpiece of Rob Reiner (who also directed beauties like This is Spinal Tap and my beloved The Princess Bride ).


Actions: Perfect. James Caan can transmit their suffering, despair and fear, while Kathy Bates ... well, you win Oscar, Golden Globe and a CFCA for her role as Annie Wilkes and became an icon of popular culture, needless to say more.

But people often overlook the role of Richard Farnsworth as the old Sheriff, and is really a great character and great fun.


Reflections: JK Rowlig If Harry Potter had killed in his latest book, any of you would be kidnapped and forced to relive it? Bah ... no need, many geeks habemos already planning to kidnap her and force her to write more ... and I can not imagine what the fans of the Twilight saga are planning to do with Stephanie Meyer to finish writing Midnight Sun.

Certainly if I'm going to do something, and kidnap the creators of LOST to write a new ending to the series where if you explain things, left me frustrated!

• The Good: handling of suspense and the character of Annie Wilkes.
  


• Bad: Many items that are taken out of the book: Novril addiction, when you cut your finger, more deaths, what really happened with the last book of Misery.
  


• Ugly: SPOILER to kill the Sheriff ... that despite not deserved END OF SPOILER .

SCORE: 9.5/10


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Eden Log

Year: 2007 Country: France Director: Franck Vestiel Format: Monsters Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: A man awakens with no memory in a strange cave. Gradually he learns that the roots of a tree, mutants live there and is becoming one of them ... but why?

Initial Impression: Intriguing, very intriguing. Wanting to know what happens in this place makes you stand how boring it many times.


Script and Development: Ah! My old friend the amnesia! Whenever you want cheaply intrigue your audience, give your protagonist amnesia, is easy and fast and so viewers discover with amazement as things as the character. It's a bad application, but works well, especially when you have a plot so intriguing and mysterious as this movie (workers missing in the roots of a tree around which seems to turn all mutants, concealing a secret soldiers, a surface on which we know nothing ...). But he has a problem, the main character has no charisma, nor have any of the characters that are in their way which makes it rather boring way to his side, just getting interesting at the time when begins to unravel the mystery.

Ah, how I wish that this story belongs to a most entertaining film! Or a game (with the amount of video game characters beginning with amnesia, would not be out for nothing), but anyway, if you want to discover an interesting insight Sci-Fi in a world dependent on a single source of energy and interesting mysteries to discover, watch it, but have the patience of a saint.


Direction and technical aspects: The movie looks great, though. I love the look of the Sci-Fi "Dirty" and dystopian, also uses a very appropriate color palette (so dull that sometimes seems to be white and black).

The final, which could be surprising, use a CGI not very good, it distracts a little and weakens what should be a powerful conclusion.


Actions: Meh ... the characters are forgettable and the protagonist overact a lot.


Reflections: This film is believed smarter than it is. Although the plot if it is wise, his "message" on the class struggle, corporate arrogance and • depletion of natural resources is too "in your face" and development for the too confusing to matter. If one wants to influence the public should be subtle.

• The Good: The concept is very, very good ...
  
  
• Bad: ... but the answer is very, very boring.
  
  
• Ugly: I confused a few times watching the movie and it made me longer than era.

SCORE: 5.5/10


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Les 7 Jours du Talion

Year: 2010 Country: Canada Director: Daniel Grou Format: Torture Porn- AKA: "7 Days" Version: DVD

Synopsis: A surgeon kidnaps the man who raped and murderer his daughter for submission to 7 days of torture ... but with terrible psychological costs for the same

Initial Impression: More focused on the psychology of the protagonist in the brutal scenes of torture, is an interesting film to reflect.


Script and Development: Those who see this film expecting brutal torture scenes in the style of the series will Hostel both pleased and disappointed. It is true that this film has some scenes quite heavy in terms of physical torture, but not focused on them and are rather sequences that serve to advance the plot toward the topic of interest: psychology of revenge.
is a hard film to watch, from the scene of outraged girl's body to the terrible torture, but the really hard part is seen as the father of the girl suffers from what he is doing, although he sees that many support the approach, because revenge is not quiet her pain That's the heart of the film, the drama of someone who wants to do something terrible because it believes is right, but fear being wrong.

There are two parts to this movie, on the one hand we have the main plot of torturing father's murderer and the other police who desperately searches ... there are two problems, the first is that there is a subplot with a cop who lost his wife and does not really solve, and the other problem is the murderer, which lacks personality. The film was to create an interesting character here, do you hate her or at least we saw a glimpse of the reason for their perversions, but it is more than a blank slate, whose only definition is "pedophile murderer" and although that is enough to hate him, you can expect much more. We can also say that no real climax (although I suppose that's part of the message), and the symbolism of the guilt of the protagonist represented by the rotting corpse of a deer is too obvious.

After all this, Les 5 jours du Talion is a highly recommended film, and finally, an evolution of the torture porn films to a rate where the gore is at the service of the plot, and not vice versa.


management and technical aspects: rightly the film uses cool tones, which is highly consistent with the mood of the characters ... becoming darker scenes in the basement where the murderer is held prisoner.

There, we see the gore, we can say that it is brutal, although far from the sight of sagas as Saw or Hostel whether it is realistic and unpleasant, but not that much as one might think.


Actions: The performance of the character is wonderful and the most side is pretty good too, although I still believe that the character of the murderer could give much more than if.


Reflections: Revenge is sweet, that's what movies have taught us. Whenever someone acts in cotnra of players we can expect this to take action in their hands and eventu a satisfying revenge against those who did wrong. Having achieved all smile and feel good ... but it is so in real life? there is no doubt that some of us enjoy seeing humiliated those who believe that they deserve, but make Justice into our hands? reach the limits of torturing and killing? so we really deserving? the truth, I hope I never have to meet in a situation like this, not wanting to take a decision.

• The Good: The focus of the film, a first in the world of torture films.
  
  
• Bad: The body of the deer as symbolism of guilt is too "in your face."
  
  
• Ugly: The character of the murderer could give much more than if.
  

RATING: 7 / 10

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Rasen

Year: 1998 Country: Japan Director: Joji Iida Format: Ghosts Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: After Ryuji Takayama's death because of the curse of the videotape of Sadako, an old friend in charge of her autopsy, and becomes obsessed by his death and find out what actually happened.

initial impression: The "Forgotten Sequel" from Ringu, which follows the plot of the original sequel to the book, is absolutely essential for fans, but all others will be terribly disappointed.


Script and Development: Rather than continue with the scares, Rasen focuses on giving you a pseudo-scientific explanation of the curse of Sadako ... and being honest, it is quite difficult to classify this as a horror movie .
The protagonist is Mitsuo Andou, a pathologist friend Ryuji suicidal viewing the video and wants to discover what happens to the ... and that's it. Sometimes Ryuji sees the ghost, and sometimes Sadako (not at all like the Sadako of Ringu ) but not scary. In contrast, the plot focuses on analyzing a tumor found in the body of Ryuji and the virus that caused it. We also continue to Mai, the same as the previous film by the same sides.

In the last third of the film, we discover some interesting things about how the virus and tries to give a touch of "apocalyptic" to the subject as it feels in the novels. But do not stop curdling ... so many issues about DNA, cloning and virology away to this story that was the first, even though it is a more or less faithful adaptation of the first. Not

a bad movie at all. But very likely the public expects something different from it. As I said before, its plot, so "hard science" can only be of interest to most fans and scholars of Sadako.


management and technical aspects: maintains the visual style is the first film ... and most of J-Horror, ie. A city cold and impersonal tone; Not much chance to succeed in special effects or music composition. Stylistically the film is a lot.

Actions: has good performances, and the characters who return from Ringu (Ryuji and Mai) are interpreted by the actors themselves, but the film loses much in its representation of Sadako, a ghost that only appears three times here and it is ... a girl more than normal.


Reflections: was recorded around the same time Ringu, but although this was a huge box office success and cultural Rasen failed miserably, to the extent that another sequel was shot Ringu and it was completely forgotten and ignored.

The sad thing is that Ringu 2 is not better than this. Both are quite normalitos J-Horrors.

• The Good: For fans of Sadako who have no access to the book is a unique opportunity to learn in depth the details of his curse.
  
  
• Bad: Everywhere you look, it looks like a horror movie.
  
  
• Ugly: The change in the representation of Sadako.

SCORE: 5.5/10


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Trailer Park of Terror

Year: 2008 Country: USA Director: Steven Goldman Format: Damn People Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: girl haunted by the abuse suffered by their neighbors in their "Park Trailers" committed a slaughter. Since then, many people disappear there. Now it's time for a group of adolescent misfits who come looking for the night.


Initial Impression: Fun gore festival that entretender unpretentious. Will be a treat for fans of the style Rockabily and Rob Zombie.


Script and Development: This film begins in a very interesting, presenting a band of the worst that White Trash gringa can offer and is going against a very just revenge. But then the story changes and development gives us a much better known, in which a group of social misfits forced to join a Christian group to make them change (something that was very unsuccessful) arrive at the scene of the slaughter many years later ... and begin to die at the hands of the infernal inhabitants, some very quickly, and other victims of horrific torture that will appeal to most fans of gore ... but in general, is the typical development of these films, Fortunately, seasoned with a sick sense of humor and some curious rockabilly songs (or was psychobilly? do not know the difference) sung by a kind of demon-zombie.

As I said, unpretentious fun. I know the comic that the film is based so I do not know if it's true, but I think they could have used more of the characters (I mean the victims, because rednecks are more than well represented), especially their certain services and individuals, they could have given more subject, but their vices used to torture them, whatever.


management and technical aspects: With one exception, makeup of the villains is repulsive and effective, the gore, in the foreground as is typical for Torture-porn, it is quite bizarre, as we like.

The trailer park looks really good, like hell inhabited by people from the lowest category ... and the music, well, speaks highly of her.


Actions: To my surprise, they are pretty good! Do not know if the actors are really damned ignorant rednecks, but the truth is that I ate them the story. All the other guys do a great job.


Reflections: No ... even though the issue could lead to some moralizing (A group of control teens who come from a Bible that had no effect on them), the truth is that the Trailer Park of Terror is limited and it will be fun, without giving things to think about, though Sometimes it is expensive it is.

• The Good: The interpretation of the characters, all very good job. In addition, it is always fun to hear the mischief that comes with the white trash gringa
  


• Bad: There are many missed opportunities in terms of character development.
  


• Ugly: Is that a country star by a cameo as Satan?

RATING: 6 / 10


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Godzilla Raids Again

Year: 1955 Country: USA Director: Motoyoshi Oda AKA: Gojira no Gyakushū Format: Giant Monsters Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: A new Godzilla has emerged, this time with a huge dinosaur Anguirus called that is faced with death.

Initial Impression: The first fight between two giant monsters ever! Very entertaining, but without the powerful content of the original.


Script and Development: If one sees the wonderful Godzilla without knowing the universe has been created around the mythical monsters, believe that all is said and done ... but you had to repeat the success! So as you could not simply repeat the plot of the first movie (what else can we do with a giant monster movie?) Came up with the best idea in the world, another monster metamos giant!

again the scene of the destruction of a city is breathtaking (Osaka this time) and again most of the time spent with the subplot of uninteresting human characters (even less than the previous film). But it matters little as long to see the scenes of Godzilla.
The final if it is a little better than the previous film. A climax that if you have and that makes us forget the excuse they used to Godzilla back ... ah! Godzilla is that it's ANOTHER ... plop.


management and technical aspects: As in the previous film are excellent. Also let's link to the story Anguirus (A monster that has become a favorite of the fans) with a very interesting design "a giant carnivore Ankylosaurus" (LOL, who came up with that?).

music is not as good as the previous film, but serves its purpose. The only "funny" that I found is that part of the fight between the two giant monsters is obviously in fast, and you see something funny.


Actions: Humans ... meh. But as always, the actors inside the costumes are excellent acting like violent animals.


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• The Good: Two monsters for the price of one!
  


• Bad: The excuse used to bring back to Godzilla, and the idea that a dinosaur Anguirus is normal.
  


• Ugly: What I've given myself this film a tragic time for Japan.

SCORE: 6.5/10


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Black Swan

Year: 2010 Country: USA Director: Darren Arronofsky Format: Psychological Horror English Name: The Black Swan Version: Theatrical

Synopsis: Nina is a ballet dancer who has the opportunity of a lifetime playing both the white and the black swan. Too demanding a job that puts her sanity to the limit.


Initial Impression: Beautiful movie, simply beautiful.


Script and Development: The Wrestler They were last year? (Or before-last), Black Swan is a perfect companion for this movie (or a spiritual sequel), two places excessive demands on themselves to succeed in their gear without the problems of life are filed, but in the case of the film Ballet, the consequences become more terrifying.

Nina, the protagonist, will undergo a transformation, and shows us as sequences that are within walking distance of a Body-Horror of Cronenberg. Black Swan is not a movie of horror, but still has all the potential for within it, as we follow Nina and understand everything that is wrong in his life, all he has sacrificed for his art and find it an experience that can affect us if we identify closely with it.

I do not mean much, because suddenly ended revealing some of the many details that are important to discover and interpret each. Just tell the story of Nina is a sight to see and enjoy (or endure).


management and technical aspects: Arronosfky Darren is a true master. Is visually striking and surreal the show would have liked (sorry, I'm very affected by Suspiria ) but retains the realistic style of The Wrestler , creating an interesting contrast to the more fantastic sequences in the film.

The special effects are very good and not abused at all of them, what makes them work much better when they appear.

On Music, to see! It is Tchaikovsky!


Actions: Not surprisingly Natalie Portman won the Oscar for his performance (and all other awards have or might have), this perfect, just perfect. (Pun Intended).

The secondary characters are also wonderful, Mila Kunis (wonderfully sexy), Vincent Cassel and the actress who plays Nina's mother, whose name escapes me now to go out in their roles.


Reflections: As you can see, this film has no score. And I can not even wear it because it is, obviously, a 10/10. But to be given this distinction in this blog, you have to accomplish in my what the other two managed to hold that score, is that with each passing day more and more I liked, were recorded in my brain became part of my life. Give me a few weeks, perhaps months, and most likely have a perfect score ... or maybe not.

• The Good: It is a wonderful film with a perfect development. Since its actions until all is memorable music.
  


• Bad: In the end, it is not terror.



RATING: - / 10


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Encarnação do Demônio

Year: 2008 Country: Brazil Director: Jose Mojica Marins AKA: Embodiment of Evil - Coffin Joe 3 Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: After spending 40 in prison for his crimes. Josefel Zanata "Zé do Caixao" is released and can now continue the search for the perfect woman for him a son.

Initial Impression: Ze Replay gives me great joy, especially to see more brutal than ever, but I feel something of the essence of character is lost.


Script and Development: been forty years after the events in A sua Levarei Meita-Noite soul and This Noite Encarnarei no Teu Cadaver ... and I worry, as I sit by Zé change from rural villages of Brazil in the 60's the urban Sao Paulo's modern? Zé Now
lives hidden in a favela, history has become a legend that has attracted some Boys Dark turning in his servants, while some of their victims, or their relatives, they plan to put an end to once and for all ... but the worst enemy of Ze are their own visions with their former victims and purgatory, which threaten to blow you away (more than it already is).

If gentlemen, this is Zé do Caixao, and the spirit of the old movies is there. The character is remain the same despite being much older and much, much more bloody ... and I loved every second of it ... peeeero, I also lost a lot of the essence of the character. First of all, the gore is triggered to incredible levels, even taking a scene from the book American Psycho not dare to get into the film, involving a rat and a woman's genitals. Yes, Zé tortured, but here we end worthy of Porno-torture, but can be justified by saying it has lost even more head to be locked up for so long. Second, it seems that it has become much more lax in their search for the perfect woman (perhaps because he feels is running out of time?) and I leave the last detail for "Reflections."

felt this way in feels like a Dario Argento film had he not lost his talent, exaggerated violence, morbid eroticism and a plot that does not always make sense. True, many sequences are there for aesthetic taste no more, while other important details are never really explained (someone please explain to me because this woman decided to approve the release of Ze ')


management and technical aspects: The gore looks impressive, Zé's lair is great, the costumes totally perfect (the way the Zé appearance at odds with everything else, the gothic-punk pints of his followers) and stunning scenery as the temple of witchcraft and purgatory are incredible.

There are times when we remember the events of the previous two movies, and I think there have inserted new scenes, which look like they really belong to them, what a great job.


Actions: Jose Mojica Marins ES Caixao Zé do ... nothing has changed in his personality nor his exaggerated histrionics despite the years. It's perfect. I should also mention Milhem Cortazar as the psychopath Father Eugene.


Reflections: know that was what I liked best of the old Zé do Caixao? that despite all his obsessive self-centeredness, deep down I was afraid. Feared dioxide, and feared to pay for their sins, and the two ends of the two previous films are perfect for that very reason. But here it loses a lot! although in principle it is tormented by ghosts of Teresina and Lena, and his vision of purgatory torments him, the truth is that in the end it is your own fault that ends defeating, as it should happen. There is no longer so much focus on his fear of further and may even feel that the term gain (not interpret this as a spoiler who is not). That makes the character lose some depth.

• The Good: Zé do Caixao is with us again!
  


• Bad: has many holes in the plot.
  


• Ugly: OH MIO DIOX GOING TO DO WITH THAT RAT!

RATING: 7 / 10


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The Rite

Year: 2011 Country: USA Director: Mikael Håfström genre: Horror Religious Version: Theatrical

Synopsis: A young man disillusioned with life at home decides to join a conference and retreat before ordination, but ends up closer to the world of exorcism with much skepticism at first.

Initial Impression: Another film of the bunch, it only highlights the presence of Anthony Hopkins Hannibal Lec ... and satanic cameo of a mule.


Script and Development: know the "Buddy Movies"? those in a couple of members (usually cops) with contrasting personalities have to work together. This is a "Buddy Movie" against the devil and we all stereotypes of them: one is a veteran the other is a beginner, one is a believer and one is a skeptic ... and have some excitement early on whether we doubt who is right ... but it is more than clear that in this movie the devil is real, that exorcisms are real and ever the skeptic is right. So The Rite works as we expected it to work, there are no surprises in its plot and ends as we know it has to end.

Wow, it's sad, but that's all I have to say about this movie. Not bad, but does not stand out at all and may be forgotten two days after going to see it. There are much better exorcism movies like The Last Exorcism the mother of all, The Exorcist , but would recommend that stupid, because you all have seen.


management and technical aspects: Most of the film is set in Rome and the Vatican (which are the same thing, the worse they are not), which helps create a truly unique and very suitable for the subject of the film ... the music is also good ... but that's come everything.

There are not many special effects, but near the end we see some work with CGI makeup retouched I'm not sure if I liked or not, are rare (mostly because the movie wants to "raise the issue of exorcism seriously and realism, so do not fit at all).


Actions: anyone dares to say something bad against Anthony Hopkins? obviously not. This brilliant as always and is able to go full-Psycho the end of the story. The secondary characters (which is Rutger Hauer) are excellent.

Over there we also have the beautiful Alice Braga, but character on and do not contribute anything to the story.


Reflections: In USA, (a Protestant-majority country) movie theaters passing through unnoticed ... while in Latin America has had its relative success. This theme appeals to those who believe. Wanted to put me here to reflect on religion, beliefs, sometimes stupid people and that ... but I have little time, today premiered Black Swan!

• The Good: always a pleasure to enjoy the roles of Anthony Hopkins.
  


• Bad: The plot and development are not very interesting.
  


• Ugly: The "scares" are all like "BU!" And jumps a cat.

RATING: 6 / 10


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Day of The Dead (2008)

Year: 2008 Country: USA Directors: Steve Miner Format: Zombies Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: A group of enact military quarantined a village ravaged by a mysterious virus (guess what! makes zombies!)

Initial Impression: Vulgar movie that pays homage to Romero's classic film or continuing the great remake of Dawn of The Dead ... but it serves as cheap entertainment.


Script and Development: is the typical approach of the generic zombie movie. Since we see the military putting people in quarantine can guess absolutely all events that will happen then is more, the typical scenarios of this kind of films are repeated here from the hospital to the secret military base. Until we can figure out which characters will survive, since they are the typical stereotypes.

That's not necessarily bad. It's a formula that works more or less and the action scenes are pretty decent, it would bring him to be a good movie on Sunday afternoon (in lieu of any of Steven Seagal who are going through at the moment.) But this film has the same name as the wonderful film of George Romero and aims to be the remake, could say that film is not related and that the military presence of the two is a coincidence ... but committed the sin of naming a character as "Captain Rhodes" and another as "Bud" ... and no respect for anything in their original versions, rather insulting them.

In fact, the creatures in this film are not zombies, infected but are fast that even the walls and ceilings (something only done twice, unnecessarily, probably because the budget did not give more) and worse, remember Bub in the original? This is a zombie "Bud" and they know it does not attack humans? BECAUSE IN LIFE WAS VEGETARIAN! More ridiculous to where ...

Poor movie, a lot more than zombies.


management and technical aspects: Steve Miner has directed some slashers that today are considered classics. Not as descacho with this choice. A very Serie-B film that does not stand for anything.

lighting, most of all in shades of yellow and green, is too much exaggerated and saturates the image. The gore is good, but note too the cheap CGI scenes in which they used.
The zombies are very, very ugly, with his face covered with sores and all, but not too distinctive.


Performances: We have Mena Suvari, mamasota, in military uniform, and for me that is reason enough to see this movie ... Ving Rhames is Capt. Rhodes ... while Rhames is "badass" as the single, their presence is more of a cameo, it dies very quickly. The worst is "Salazar" a military blacks than

As expected, the performances are mediocre. But they are terrible.


Reflections: But what makes this girl so beautiful, Mena Suvari, acting in Series-B movies straight to DVD? She was not a major film at the beginning of the decade? Forget it, just remember that also appeared in Carrie II .

• The Good: For those that love horror movies "bad", we can entertain well with this film.
  


• Bad: not deserve to carry that name ..
  


• Ugly: This poster .

RATING: 4 / 10


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My Soul To Take

Year: 2010 Country: USA Director : Wes Craven Format: Slashers Version: DVD

Synopsis: the night of the "death" of a notorious serial murderer, "The Ripper", born 7 children. 16 years later, one by one these seven young men begin to die.


Initial Impression: Poor slasher film but with good approaches Movie High School.


Script and Development: The premise is interesting, a murderer with multiple personalities who may or may not have survived, seven young people who may or may not be the reincarnation of the serial murderer ... that's interesting, there is good material to be explored there, but it is not in My Soul to Take (formerly 25 / 8 Diox know why). Turns out to be a typical slasher, with deaths and simple design with a really bad villain.

sometimes seems to be turning into a good movie ... the myth that has been created among the people about the murderer and the children born that night is intriguing, but not really explored, and the dialogues of exposure (ie The dialogues of the characters that we explain the background) are truly terrible. But the worst is the third act. A chase too boring, off-camera deaths, and a plot twist in the end really stupid to kill this movie.

But you know what is sad? that within this bad horror movie, is hidden a great film school. You
dioxide and know that I hate movies High School, but here we had all the elements to create a great one. The first is that, despite everything, we have some interesting characters and personalities very well defined, I mean the seven youths, but the best is the "sub-plot" school. A school which is run as a true mafia by a semi-gothic sexy bitch they call Fang. She controls the corridors, control abusers, gossip and even the parking lot, and the poor underdogs want to rebel against it and its agents ... THAT IS A GREAT MOVIE! I do not want to see the story of a serial murderer who may or may not be real, I see a gangster film in a school, as Brick Rian Johnson, who incidentally, is one of my favorite movies of all time.


management and technical aspects: Wes Craven is a good director, and most times this film looks so competent ... I find it strange that so badly handled the appearances of the murderer. Without paying any mystery, no action, nothing ... and it just appears. You already mentioned your bad design?

At least the band sound is good, with some songs rocker and Girls You of my beloved band Franz Ferdinand (what a coincidence, not the first horror movie that sounds bad in .


Actions: although general the main characters were ... say decent, there were times when others were awful, as if they were ashamed that their bad dialogue.

But that description sack Emily Maeda as Fang. This brilliant like the bitch that controls your school iron claws. If it had not closed the nominations and awards Jessie, the nominate for best actress.


Reflections: as I have wanted to see me again Brick. On the other hand, this movie has made me lose a lot of faith in Wes Craven, my expectations for Scream 4 have fallen. Maybe that's good.

• The Good: The sub-plot school. I wish I had developed the most.
  


• Bad: The main plot has neither head nor tail.
  


• Ugly: The bad and boring design murderer.

SCORE: 5.5/10


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The Quick and The Undead

Year: 2006 Country: USA Director: Gerald Nott Format: Zombies Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: With the Western United States invaded by Zombies, groups face each other bounty hunters to kill them and collect rewards from the government.


Initial Impression: is a bad movie, but not as much as expected. As I lover of films zombies and cowboys, I work as a guilty pleasure.


Script and Development: Ryn Our protagonist is a cowboy who works "only" hunting zombies to live ... but is betrayed by his former band and steal the loot, now seeks revenge.

And that's all ... for almost the entire movie chasing Ryn follow those who want revenge, finding some zombies on the way ... and now. There are not many surprises (although WTF moment) and really there is not much of western here, in fact, as in modern times, the characters riding on a motorbike, no horse, and although the few people we see (in actually only 1) have the earmarks of being "west" not much.
is in the paint of the characters lies the grace. Yes, they are stereotypes, but they look good and that gives them a false charisma that makes the film bearable. Development

predictable, few surprises, flat characters and subplots that go nowhere (the purpose for which it served immunity?) Make this a bad movie, but is left to see if you know in advance what you will face ... and as I enjoy this sort of thing.


management and technical aspeçctos: The film is cheap and looks cheap. The zombie makeup is awful, the gore is passable and scenarios are ... very normalitos.

In the last third of the movie and have our common combination of blue and orange lighting levels so extreme that neither Michael Bay would dare to imitate. Looks bad, and it is a pity, because for half the film in sunlight was what helped to look good.


Actions: Terribles, you expected? it sometimes seemed more a "spoof" of western movies. +1 Point the hero for trying to imitate Clint Eastwood.


Reflections: you know that my favorite movie of all Timing is The Good, The Bad and The Ugly ? I love westerns, and I am amazed that for those few persons references to the term cowboy movies "like" this terrible movie. Should be more Cowboys + Horror movies ... but right now I'm just agreement Dead Birds and Bloodrayne II: Deliverance

• The Good: The scenes in the light of day does not look bad. I like pints of the protagonists.
  


• Bad: was made with five dollars and it shows too.
  


• Ugly: cover designer was not the film before it.

RATING: 4 / 10


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The Last Broadcast

Year: 1998 Country: USA Directors Stefan Avalos and Lance Weiler Format: Cinema-Veritas Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: A team was filming a documentary looking at the "Jersey Devil", but two found dead and one disappears. The fourth of them is accused of murder, but actually happened that night?


Initial Impression: A documentary set to look good documentary, but that does not have sufficient grace.


Script and Development: Something I've always said about the majority of false documentary is how little we really look like a documentary, it does not really suffer that problem, then makes clear its goals, document If "The killing of Pine Barrens", a slaughter in which rushed to condemn a young man to study the many tests ... and for the development of the documentary new evidence that raises suspicions that what happened that night is much more sinister.

The film moves like a documentary, it sounds like documentary, and if someone takes it by accident on television, it can delude itself into thinking it's a documentary (Except for everything related to the characters killed, all of them rings false, from its personalities to their "Internet program") of but that is why it is a bit disappointing. It is interesting to see the development of the police investigation, the views of those involved and all that ... but do not look anything like a horror film ... and part of Found-Footage see that the characters are nothing charismatic. And what's worse, the idea de que en verdad los asesinatos hayan sido cometidos por el Demonio de Jersey (que es lo que todos los espectadores queremos creer, no?) la sueltan apenas faltando 20 minutos para acabarse, y aunque en realidad si hay giro en la trama… no es lo que esperábamos, y resulta interesante, pero… en serio, What the fuck?

No digo que sea una mala película ni aburrida de ver, de hecho entretiene y lo logra a uno meter en el misterio, pero definitivamente no es lo que esperaba ver.


Dirección y aspectos técnicos: La película esta hecho por completo en formato digital y es un logro. Luce bastante bien en su formato de documental. El problema es que hay una toma, a moment of, say one second, when it reveals the twist in the plot, which is ... not what it is, but that should not be in the movie.

Good command of sound, I give you that.


Actions: Meh ... some are pretty bad.


Reflections: I know, what you all know about this movie is that its creators accused The Blair Witch Project to steal success copying the format of Found-Footage , but in reality, are very similar. Ok, there are disappearances in the woods that are documented on tape found, but there to comparison. While the blockbuster of the witch focuses only on the material filmed by the actors, The Last Broadcast dedicated to this a minimum of time focusing on interviews, analysis and investigation of the murders. They are very different.

• The Good: The murder mystery is intriguing, but not overreach.
  


• The Bad: There is really nothing related to the "horror" to its last 10 minutes.
  


• Ugly: SPOILER We never see the Jersey Devil ... because there is no nothing supernatural about the murders END OF SPOILER.

RATING: 6 / 10


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The Twilight Zone: The Movie

Year: 1983 Country: USA Directors: John Landis, Stephen Spielberg, Joe Dante and George Miller. Format: Antologia Version: DVDRip

Synopsis: Four stories based on episodes classics from the legendary TV series The Twilight Zone counted by four different directors.


Initial Impression: The first two stories are pretty boring ... but the other two are great!


Script and Development: We one by one ... after an intro in which there is really nothing happens (despite the good work of his two actors) and that lasts too long, we have the first story (John Landis) , in which a racist man should suffer the same as those people faced both criticism: the Holocaust, an attack by the KKK and Vietnam, but this story is incomplete and unsatisfactory.
The second story is Spielberg, about old men who yearn for his childhood and the desire to meet them ... could not be more bored by the predictable it is.


Fortunately this sad picture changes in the third story, about a boy who ... well, I will not tell, but nonetheless have already parodied everywhere. It is very good, because it intrigues and colorful characters, but it's the end that makes it what it is thanks to the madness that it explodes.

brings us to the last story, one of which we have all heard by hundreds of parodies, in which a nervous man in a plane shows that there is a Gremlin in one wing of sabotaging the engines. Yet despite knowing how it ends is full of tension and horror, is definitely the best of the four and should be liable for any fan of horror.


management and technical aspects: As directed by four different people is obvious that the styles and quality vary greatly, but is rather curious that they are those of John Landis and Steven Spielberg the least stand by their generic scenarios and little work, while for example the Joe Dante is very, very attractive from all sides, the house is great and shows how the world would look like a cartoon in real life is very good (and scary) . The creatures are amazing as is the lighting.
But Miller's story is not far behind. To develop only in a plane is full of great energy, and the creature and special effects are top jobs.


Actions: The elders of the second story are quite friendly and do a very good job (but not children), and the family of Anthony in the second story are also aberrant and fun.

But the boss is John Litgow stop as the lead in the fourth story (of the Gremlin on the wing). But we could not expect less from Trinity Killer, no?


Reflections: The only of the stories that got me thinking is the first. I have nothing against Jews, blacks and Asians much less ... but ... I look like me? the movie was trying to say something like "do not put ourselves with them because they have suffered much in history" and that I did not seem an acceptable justification to. You have to respect each person individually for what it is, but defined in terms of "the stories of our private race" is still ridiculous.

• The Good: The last two stories, especially the last one, are excellent.
  


• Bad: the first two.
  


• Ugly: An accident during production, which claimed the life of the protagonist d ela first story and two children.

History 1 RATING: 5.0/10

History 2 RATING: 4.5/10

History 3 RATING: 7.0/10

RATING Lesson 4: 8.5/10


TOTAL SCORE: 6.5/10


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