Saturday, April 23, 2011

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Psycho Shark

  • Year: 2010

  • Country: Japan

  • Director: John Hijiri

  • Subgenre: Animals

  • Version: DVDRip


  • Synopsis: Two girls busty going to spend some time on a beach ... in the end you see a shark.


    Initial Impression: I did not think possible, but this film bored me to see busty Japanese.


    Script and Development: Script? SCRIPT? I doubt that this film had a script. Two girls are going to the beach, and talk ... and get bikini ... and talk more, and one of a boy she likes, and talk ... and talk more ... and speaking? of rubbish. It nice to see, how well they're going to happen ... y eso es todo. Listo, las chicas tienen senos preciosos, pero nunca las vemos desnudas.

    A mitad de la trama vemos una aleta de tiburón, pero era un sueño.

    Algo hay en la película… algo sobre una cinta de video que esta viendo una de las chicas y que muestra que a otras tres chicas (tetonas también) que estuvieron en el mismo lugar antes que ellas las mataron. Pero es mostrado de manera confuso, a través de flashbacks y unas escenas de video (en que chicas en bikini hablan y hablan) que repiten una y otra vez.

    Al final como que hay un asesino en serie y vemos a un tiburón. por menos de 9 segundos… y la película se acaba.

    QUE CARAJOS ACABO DE VER!!!!


    management and technical aspects: is clear that management is limited to show the breasts (covered by bikini) of girls, no more, the director has no idea or development pace and I'm sure there was no Writer ... regarding special effects, the shark looks like.


    CAN BELIEVE! CGI is the worst I've seen in my life! (And I've seen a lot of movies SyFy). And that's it, have not seen him. I just keep seeing this horrible horrible horrible movie.


    Actions: Japanese Girls are not particularly pretty, but her breasts are very nice ... and even the strip. Regarding his performance, are annoying to superior levels.


    Reflections: Because someone would make a film? if you would like to see the busty Japanese Internet looking for now. This film is a bad joke, a promise of a shark that just appears and that is the height of the ridiculous. Probably one of the worst movies ever created in the history of mankind.

    • The Good: The girls tits.

    • Bad: uncover Never, even in the shower.

    • Ugly: quite the whole movie. It is boring to the absolute limits.


    RATING: 1 / 10


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    Friday, April 22, 2011

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    Stuck

  • Year: 2007

  • Country: USA

  • Director: Stuart Gordon

  • Version: DVD


  • Synopsis: A woman accidentally runs over a homeless person, which is stuck in her windshield. Without knowing what to do leads to his house, pretending to let him die there.


    Initial Impression: A perfect blend of black humor, personal tragedies and well written characters.


    Script and Development: Taken directly from the headlines, a story that happened in real life which one would think that you can not fill 90 minutes, but thanks to the decision to focus on characters rather than the fact itself, he creates a very interesting story about desperate people making terrible decisions. This is the show
    Brandi, a nurse who can not believe the terrible things you are going (thanks to their stupidity, do not forget pseudo-gangster boyfriend and his taste for Ecstasy pills) and did not know what to do about them, and Tom, a man at the worst moment of his life that only to survive, and will do whatever it takes to do well is found nailed to a car. Both characters have a lot of charisma and we both go well in all this, I created an interesting situation for me as a spectator ... every moment when someone is about to discover what is happening we want to do it fast Tom save the poor, yet he did not want discovered Brandi (and that is that he can be angry with Mena Suvari), although it was a horrible person.

    good pace and is never boring even though the film sometimes force a bit to "last longer."


    management and technical aspects: The main reason I decided to see this movie because its director is Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator ), ensuring product quality ... and the gore. Yes, the movie has gore and is almost limited to the effects of shock, but the little we see is credible and very painful.

    Actions: Although the first thing you want to do is to praise the actions of Stephen Rea as a man fallen into disgrace must act without leaving half the film ... and deserves it because her performance is perfect, the truth is that this show is Mena Suvari, who nevertheless can understand your confusion and angry with her yelling at the screen that the decisions made are wrong, it awakens sympathy for a horrible person and I love really does feel that none of this was her fault (if it was). In addition, naked in a scene out of sex.

    The secondary characters, especially Rashid, the pseudo-gangster boyfriend, it is quite comical to look like a "hard man".


    Reflections: I think the movie tries give a message that is clear but not throw it in the face of one, and that the company prefers not to help others because they fear "getting" in trouble from the owner of Tom's apartment and office type jobs denied aid by a machine error, which is derogatory to the person who answers the 911, neighbors, police and even the Brandi, all rely on society or excuses about their own situations to avoid Tom help ... and that's why the world is like this.

    • The Good: A well-written story with well developed characters.

    • The Bad: One of truth feel powerless against what he sees on the screen. Gives a lot of anger can not do anything ... but in real life we \u200b\u200bdo something?

    • Ugly: The beginning scene in which an old man ... agghhh! that ascoooooo!


    RATING: 7 / 10


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    Monday, April 18, 2011

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    Season of The Witch

  • Year: 2011

  • Country: USA

  • Director: Dominic Sena

  • Format: Brujeria

  • Format: Demons

  • Version: DVDRip


  • Synopsis: Two deserters crusaders are a people devastated by the plague. There, the church offered a deal to forgive their crimes in exchange for escorting the alleged witch to blame for the plague to the abbey where she would be judged.


    Initial Impression: Better than I expected, but still a very film cheesy and forgettable, but excellent for a Sunday afternoon when you have nothing to do.


    Script and Development: The film begins strongly, with the trial of three alleged witches in that they are hung, and then scenes of the battles of the Crusades in which we see Nicholas Cage and Ron Perlman Muslims kick ass.
    After one of these unusual revelations of character "What we're doing is wrong" real film begins, a mixture of Road Movie film era (you know of any time) that works pretty well, but is not nothing special.
    A group of travelers with different personalities who are in conflict due to the handling of the alleged witch ... and there we have a problem. From the first scene is more than clear that there are supernatural forces at play, which clears there can be any mystery about whether the girl is a witch or not.

    While here the film is simple and a bit awkward, to be seen, but the best is yet to come. In the third act, all hell breaks loose, quite literally, and we have knights facing demons, zombies owned and those fun things that almost make this film worthwhile for an evening of theater.


    Technical Aspects: I was surprised how well made this this movie. The battles of the Crusaders at the beginning look huge and epic, the scenes are beautiful, the sets and clothes look very consistent to the time (I think) and the makeup of those affected the plague truly impressive. Pity

    can not say the same of the CGI effects that are not bad really, just that it shows much that is CGI. The final creature would have been much better if it had been a suit.


    Actions: As always, in every role he does Nicholas Cage's hair deserves an Oscar, but will be ignored, as usual. Beside this Nicholas Cage, which is the main attraction of the film and does a good job, but not if it is taking too seriously or in jest too, fortunately we also have a favorite of geeks, Ron Perlman , which happens to be the most pleasant character in the film by putting a few touches of humor (intentional) and being more charismatic.

    But that takes the cake is Claire Foy as the "witch." Each time it appears on the screen filled with intrigue us because of their attitude, their manipulations and quickly transformed from evil girl innocent victim.


    Reflections: The main theme of the film is certainly Behman (Cage) on whether is really doing God's work and this served as a brutal criticism towards the church to manipulate people using the name God for your benefit. although it is a very moral "in your face" the truth works and not abused too much of it.

    • The Good: Entertaining , see Nicholas Cage in absurd situations always work.

    • Bad: entire second act is a bit slow, the dialogue is mediocre most of the time and there are too many holes in the plot.

    • Ugly: Those infected by the plague ... AHH! ASCOOOO THAT!


    RATING: 6 / 10


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    Sunday, April 17, 2011

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    Misery


  • Year: 1990

  • Country: USA

  • Director: Rob Reiner

  • Format: Serial Killersli>
  • Version: DVD
  • Synopsis: Paul Sheldon is the author of a famous series of books on romance and adventure called "Misery" as its protagonist, who has died in his latest book. After an accident, is rescued by a fan, which keeps him a prisoner to write a new book that revives his heroine.


    Initial Impression: Wonderful movie and very faithful to the book, which I think has written the best Stephen King.


    Script and Development: I've always thought Stephen King, being the great writer who is (and one of my favorites), can not write the third act ... almost always, a book that has me completely caught end up losing entirely near the end for one reason or another ... but not Misery, the whole book is absolutely perfect and perfectly finished. But we are not here to talk about the (fantastic) book, but the film, which manages, incredibly, be as good and become the best King adaptation to date.

    all in the relationship between Paul and Annie. From the first moments between them in which there is an immense warmth and devotion to fear and hate in moments of torture and confrontation. See how they evolve both, even though almost from the beginning to have visions of Annie is a little crazy (just no more, lol), is what makes this film so intriguing and leads us by the wonderful scenes of suspense, which in really make us suffer!

    A wonderful and successful film by any standards, one of the best horror films in history and contains characters truly memorable (my girlfriend Annie Wilkes adores ... I care?). Definitely a film to be seen if you have not already done so.


    direction and technical aspects: Scenarios beautiful, a truly claustrophobic scenes of violence without showing much blood we are shaken to the bone, lighting and soundtrack that perfectly highlights the horror that Paul must live and perfect handling Misery suspense make the masterpiece of Rob Reiner (who also directed beauties like This is Spinal Tap and my beloved The Princess Bride ).


    Actions: Perfect. James Caan can transmit their suffering, despair and fear, while Kathy Bates ... well, you win Oscar, Golden Globe and a CFCA for her role as Annie Wilkes and became an icon of popular culture, needless to say more.

    But people often overlook the role of Richard Farnsworth as the old Sheriff, and is really a great character and great fun.


    Reflections: JK Rowlig If Harry Potter had killed in his latest book, any of you would be kidnapped and forced to relive it? Bah ... no need, many geeks habemos already planning to kidnap her and force her to write more ... and I can not imagine what the fans of the Twilight saga are planning to do with Stephanie Meyer to finish writing Midnight Sun.

    Certainly if I'm going to do something, and kidnap the creators of LOST to write a new ending to the series where if you explain things, left me frustrated!

    • The Good: handling of suspense and the character of Annie Wilkes.

    • Bad: Many items that are taken out of the book: Novril addiction, when you cut your finger, more deaths, what really happened with the last book of Misery.

    • Ugly: SPOILER to kill the Sheriff ... that despite not deserved END OF SPOILER .


    SCORE: 9.5/10


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    Thursday, April 7, 2011

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    Eden Log

  • Year: 2007

  • Country: France

  • Director: Franck Vestiel

  • Format: Monsters

  • Version: DVDRip

  • Synopsis: A man awakens with no memory in a strange cave. Gradually he learns that the roots of a tree, mutants live there and is becoming one of them ... but why?


    Initial Impression: Intriguing, very intriguing. Wanting to know what happens in this place makes you stand how boring it many times.


    Script and Development: Ah! My old friend the amnesia! Whenever you want cheaply intrigue your audience, give your protagonist amnesia, is easy and fast and so viewers discover with amazement as things as the character. It's a bad application, but works well, especially when you have a plot so intriguing and mysterious as this movie (workers missing in the roots of a tree around which seems to turn all mutants, concealing a secret soldiers, a surface on which we know nothing ...). But he has a problem, the main character has no charisma, nor have any of the characters that are in their way which makes it rather boring way to his side, just getting interesting at the time when begins to unravel the mystery.

    Ah, how I wish that this story belongs to a most entertaining film! Or a game (with the amount of video game characters beginning with amnesia, would not be out for nothing), but anyway, if you want to discover an interesting insight Sci-Fi in a world dependent on a single source of energy and interesting mysteries to discover, watch it, but have the patience of a saint.


    Direction and technical aspects: The movie looks great, though. I love the look of the Sci-Fi "Dirty" and dystopian, also uses a very appropriate color palette (so dull that sometimes seems to be white and black).

    The final, which could be surprising, use a CGI not very good, it distracts a little and weakens what should be a powerful conclusion.


    Actions: Meh ... the characters are forgettable and the protagonist overact a lot.


    Reflections: This film is believed smarter than it is. Although the plot if it is wise, his "message" on the class struggle, corporate arrogance and • depletion of natural resources is too "in your face" and development for the too confusing to matter. If one wants to influence the public should be subtle.

    • The Good: The concept is very, very good ...

    • Bad: ... but the answer is very, very boring.

    • Ugly: I confused a few times watching the movie and it made me longer than era.


    SCORE: 5.5/10


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    Monday, April 4, 2011

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    Les 7 Jours du Talion


  • Year: 2010

  • Country: Canada

  • Director: Daniel Grou

  • Format: Torture Porn-

  • AKA: "7 Days"

  • Version: DVD
  • Synopsis: A surgeon kidnaps the man who raped and murderer his daughter for submission to 7 days of torture ... but with terrible psychological costs for the same


    Initial Impression: More focused on the psychology of the protagonist in the brutal scenes of torture, is an interesting film to reflect.


    Script and Development: Those who see this film expecting brutal torture scenes in the style of the series will Hostel both pleased and disappointed. It is true that this film has some scenes quite heavy in terms of physical torture, but not focused on them and are rather sequences that serve to advance the plot toward the topic of interest: psychology of revenge.
    is a hard film to watch, from the scene of outraged girl's body to the terrible torture, but the really hard part is seen as the father of the girl suffers from what he is doing, although he sees that many support the approach, because revenge is not quiet her pain That's the heart of the film, the drama of someone who wants to do something terrible because it believes is right, but fear being wrong.

    There are two parts to this movie, on the one hand we have the main plot of torturing father's murderer and the other police who desperately searches ... there are two problems, the first is that there is a subplot with a cop who lost his wife and does not really solve, and the other problem is the murderer, which lacks personality. The film was to create an interesting character here, do you hate her or at least we saw a glimpse of the reason for their perversions, but it is more than a blank slate, whose only definition is "pedophile murderer" and although that is enough to hate him, you can expect much more. We can also say that no real climax (although I suppose that's part of the message), and the symbolism of the guilt of the protagonist represented by the rotting corpse of a deer is too obvious.

    After all this, Les 5 jours du Talion is a highly recommended film, and finally, an evolution of the torture porn films to a rate where the gore is at the service of the plot, and not vice versa.


    management and technical aspects: rightly the film uses cool tones, which is highly consistent with the mood of the characters ... becoming darker scenes in the basement where the murderer is held prisoner.

    There, we see the gore, we can say that it is brutal, although far from the sight of sagas as Saw or Hostel whether it is realistic and unpleasant, but not that much as one might think.


    Actions: The performance of the character is wonderful and the most side is pretty good too, although I still believe that the character of the murderer could give much more than if.


    Reflections: Revenge is sweet, that's what movies have taught us. Whenever someone acts in cotnra of players we can expect this to take action in their hands and eventu a satisfying revenge against those who did wrong. Having achieved all smile and feel good ... but it is so in real life? there is no doubt that some of us enjoy seeing humiliated those who believe that they deserve, but make Justice into our hands? reach the limits of torturing and killing? so we really deserving? the truth, I hope I never have to meet in a situation like this, not wanting to take a decision.

    • The Good: The focus of the film, a first in the world of torture films.

    • Bad: The body of the deer as symbolism of guilt is too "in your face."

    • Ugly: The character of the murderer could give much more than if.

    RATING: 7 / 10

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