Sunday, February 20, 2011

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My Soul To Take

  • Year: 2010

  • Country: USA Director

  • : Wes Craven

  • Format: Slashers

  • Version: DVD


  • Synopsis: the night of the "death" of a notorious serial murderer, "The Ripper", born 7 children. 16 years later, one by one these seven young men begin to die.


    Initial Impression: Poor slasher film but with good approaches Movie High School.


    Script and Development: The premise is interesting, a murderer with multiple personalities who may or may not have survived, seven young people who may or may not be the reincarnation of the serial murderer ... that's interesting, there is good material to be explored there, but it is not in My Soul to Take (formerly 25 / 8 Diox know why). Turns out to be a typical slasher, with deaths and simple design with a really bad villain.

    sometimes seems to be turning into a good movie ... the myth that has been created among the people about the murderer and the children born that night is intriguing, but not really explored, and the dialogues of exposure (ie The dialogues of the characters that we explain the background) are truly terrible. But the worst is the third act. A chase too boring, off-camera deaths, and a plot twist in the end really stupid to kill this movie.

    But you know what is sad? that within this bad horror movie, is hidden a great film school. You
    dioxide and know that I hate movies High School, but here we had all the elements to create a great one. The first is that, despite everything, we have some interesting characters and personalities very well defined, I mean the seven youths, but the best is the "sub-plot" school. A school which is run as a true mafia by a semi-gothic sexy bitch they call Fang. She controls the corridors, control abusers, gossip and even the parking lot, and the poor underdogs want to rebel against it and its agents ... THAT IS A GREAT MOVIE! I do not want to see the story of a serial murderer who may or may not be real, I see a gangster film in a school, as Brick Rian Johnson, who incidentally, is one of my favorite movies of all time.


    management and technical aspects: Wes Craven is a good director, and most times this film looks so competent ... I find it strange that so badly handled the appearances of the murderer. Without paying any mystery, no action, nothing ... and it just appears. You already mentioned your bad design?

    At least the band sound is good, with some songs rocker and Girls You of my beloved band Franz Ferdinand (what a coincidence, not the first horror movie that sounds bad in .


    Actions: although general the main characters were ... say decent, there were times when others were awful, as if they were ashamed that their bad dialogue.

    But that description sack Emily Maeda as Fang. This brilliant like the bitch that controls your school iron claws. If it had not closed the nominations and awards Jessie, the nominate for best actress.


    Reflections: as I have wanted to see me again Brick. On the other hand, this movie has made me lose a lot of faith in Wes Craven, my expectations for Scream 4 have fallen. Maybe that's good.

    • The Good: The sub-plot school. I wish I had developed the most.

    • Bad: The main plot has neither head nor tail.

    • Ugly: The bad and boring design murderer.


    SCORE: 5.5/10


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    Monday, February 14, 2011

    Anniversary Invitation Sample

    The Quick and The Undead

  • Year: 2006

  • Country: USA

  • Director: Gerald Nott

  • Format: Zombies

  • Version: DVDRip


  • Synopsis: With the Western United States invaded by Zombies, groups face each other bounty hunters to kill them and collect rewards from the government.


    Initial Impression: is a bad movie, but not as much as expected. As I lover of films zombies and cowboys, I work as a guilty pleasure.


    Script and Development: Ryn Our protagonist is a cowboy who works "only" hunting zombies to live ... but is betrayed by his former band and steal the loot, now seeks revenge.

    And that's all ... for almost the entire movie chasing Ryn follow those who want revenge, finding some zombies on the way ... and now. There are not many surprises (although WTF moment) and really there is not much of western here, in fact, as in modern times, the characters riding on a motorbike, no horse, and although the few people we see (in actually only 1) have the earmarks of being "west" not much.
    is in the paint of the characters lies the grace. Yes, they are stereotypes, but they look good and that gives them a false charisma that makes the film bearable. Development

    predictable, few surprises, flat characters and subplots that go nowhere (the purpose for which it served immunity?) Make this a bad movie, but is left to see if you know in advance what you will face ... and as I enjoy this sort of thing.


    management and technical aspeçctos: The film is cheap and looks cheap. The zombie makeup is awful, the gore is passable and scenarios are ... very normalitos.

    In the last third of the movie and have our common combination of blue and orange lighting levels so extreme that neither Michael Bay would dare to imitate. Looks bad, and it is a pity, because for half the film in sunlight was what helped to look good.


    Actions: Terribles, you expected? it sometimes seemed more a "spoof" of western movies. +1 Point the hero for trying to imitate Clint Eastwood.


    Reflections: you know that my favorite movie of all Timing is The Good, The Bad and The Ugly ? I love westerns, and I am amazed that for those few persons references to the term cowboy movies "like" this terrible movie. Should be more Cowboys + Horror movies ... but right now I'm just agreement Dead Birds and Bloodrayne II: Deliverance

    • The Good: The scenes in the light of day does not look bad. I like pints of the protagonists.

    • Bad: was made with five dollars and it shows too.

    • Ugly: cover designer was not the film before it.


    RATING: 4 / 10


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    Sunday, February 13, 2011

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    The Last Broadcast

  • Year: 1998

  • Country: USA

  • Directors Stefan Avalos and Lance Weiler

  • Format: Cinema-Veritas

  • Version: DVDRip


  • Synopsis: A team was filming a documentary looking at the "Jersey Devil", but two found dead and one disappears. The fourth of them is accused of murder, but actually happened that night?


    Initial Impression: A documentary set to look good documentary, but that does not have sufficient grace.


    Script and Development: Something I've always said about the majority of false documentary is how little we really look like a documentary, it does not really suffer that problem, then makes clear its goals, document If "The killing of Pine Barrens", a slaughter in which rushed to condemn a young man to study the many tests ... and for the development of the documentary new evidence that raises suspicions that what happened that night is much more sinister.

    The film moves like a documentary, it sounds like documentary, and if someone takes it by accident on television, it can delude itself into thinking it's a documentary (Except for everything related to the characters killed, all of them rings false, from its personalities to their "Internet program") of but that is why it is a bit disappointing. It is interesting to see the development of the police investigation, the views of those involved and all that ... but do not look anything like a horror film ... and part of Found-Footage see that the characters are nothing charismatic. And what's worse, the idea de que en verdad los asesinatos hayan sido cometidos por el Demonio de Jersey (que es lo que todos los espectadores queremos creer, no?) la sueltan apenas faltando 20 minutos para acabarse, y aunque en realidad si hay giro en la trama… no es lo que esperábamos, y resulta interesante, pero… en serio, What the fuck?

    No digo que sea una mala película ni aburrida de ver, de hecho entretiene y lo logra a uno meter en el misterio, pero definitivamente no es lo que esperaba ver.


    Dirección y aspectos técnicos: La película esta hecho por completo en formato digital y es un logro. Luce bastante bien en su formato de documental. El problema es que hay una toma, a moment of, say one second, when it reveals the twist in the plot, which is ... not what it is, but that should not be in the movie.

    Good command of sound, I give you that.


    Actions: Meh ... some are pretty bad.


    Reflections: I know, what you all know about this movie is that its creators accused The Blair Witch Project to steal success copying the format of Found-Footage , but in reality, are very similar. Ok, there are disappearances in the woods that are documented on tape found, but there to comparison. While the blockbuster of the witch focuses only on the material filmed by the actors, The Last Broadcast dedicated to this a minimum of time focusing on interviews, analysis and investigation of the murders. They are very different.

    • The Good: The murder mystery is intriguing, but not overreach.

    • The Bad: There is really nothing related to the "horror" to its last 10 minutes.

    • Ugly: SPOILER We never see the Jersey Devil ... because there is no nothing supernatural about the murders END OF SPOILER.


    RATING: 6 / 10


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    Thursday, February 10, 2011

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    The Twilight Zone: The Movie

  • Year: 1983

  • Country: USA

  • Directors: John Landis, Stephen Spielberg, Joe Dante and George Miller.

  • Format: Antologia

  • Version: DVDRip

  • Synopsis: Four stories based on episodes classics from the legendary TV series The Twilight Zone counted by four different directors.


    Initial Impression: The first two stories are pretty boring ... but the other two are great!


    Script and Development: We one by one ... after an intro in which there is really nothing happens (despite the good work of his two actors) and that lasts too long, we have the first story (John Landis) , in which a racist man should suffer the same as those people faced both criticism: the Holocaust, an attack by the KKK and Vietnam, but this story is incomplete and unsatisfactory.
    The second story is Spielberg, about old men who yearn for his childhood and the desire to meet them ... could not be more bored by the predictable it is.


    Fortunately this sad picture changes in the third story, about a boy who ... well, I will not tell, but nonetheless have already parodied everywhere. It is very good, because it intrigues and colorful characters, but it's the end that makes it what it is thanks to the madness that it explodes.

    brings us to the last story, one of which we have all heard by hundreds of parodies, in which a nervous man in a plane shows that there is a Gremlin in one wing of sabotaging the engines. Yet despite knowing how it ends is full of tension and horror, is definitely the best of the four and should be liable for any fan of horror.


    management and technical aspects: As directed by four different people is obvious that the styles and quality vary greatly, but is rather curious that they are those of John Landis and Steven Spielberg the least stand by their generic scenarios and little work, while for example the Joe Dante is very, very attractive from all sides, the house is great and shows how the world would look like a cartoon in real life is very good (and scary) . The creatures are amazing as is the lighting.
    But Miller's story is not far behind. To develop only in a plane is full of great energy, and the creature and special effects are top jobs.


    Actions: The elders of the second story are quite friendly and do a very good job (but not children), and the family of Anthony in the second story are also aberrant and fun.

    But the boss is John Litgow stop as the lead in the fourth story (of the Gremlin on the wing). But we could not expect less from Trinity Killer, no?


    Reflections: The only of the stories that got me thinking is the first. I have nothing against Jews, blacks and Asians much less ... but ... I look like me? the movie was trying to say something like "do not put ourselves with them because they have suffered much in history" and that I did not seem an acceptable justification to. You have to respect each person individually for what it is, but defined in terms of "the stories of our private race" is still ridiculous.


    • The Good: The last two stories, especially the last one, are excellent.

    • Bad: the first two.

    • Ugly: An accident during production, which claimed the life of the protagonist d ela first story and two children.


    History 1 RATING: 5.0/10

    History 2 RATING: 4.5/10

    History 3 RATING: 7.0/10

    RATING Lesson 4: 8.5/10


    TOTAL SCORE: 6.5/10


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    Wednesday, February 2, 2011

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    The portrait



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    's portrait does not cover the keys of this soul
    This painting of another knot
    not vague in Powder texture

    invisible men are believed
    trees were rooted much hardened as consolation for die standing!

    This image desired
    show lacks the nuance that illuminates itself
    the fog covering the center
    I do not claim me

    way with words is believed the men were land
    multiplied to fertilize much vanity be lived as endless!